1. 9 months ago 

    MoViE ReViEw…..HANNA

    Director: Joe Wright

    So i’m way too late on reviewing this movie, but fuck it i’m the biggest procrastinator in history. So here is my movie review for HANNA

    HANNA is about a 16 year old female (saorise ronan) who is trained by her father (Eric Bana) to be the perfect assassin. Hanna is sent through Europe on a mission while being tracked by a ruthless American CIA agent (Cate blanchett).

    The movie starts off somewhere in the north pole maybe? the arctic? i don’t know. But the movie starts off in place where there is way too much snow. Anyway Hanna can’t remember any other life having been raised in the arctic. She learns everything she can in this one volume encyclopedia. Throughout the first few moments of the movie, Hanna is shown being trained by her father to become the perfect assassin, which is kind of awesome.

    At some point in the movie, Bana’s character reveals that she must choose whether or not she is ready to be on her own and if she is, she must press this red button which will immediately alert those searching for them. Egg on Hanna’s dad face because she presses the button and he runs away, swims all the way to Germany in order to await her return Why? you ask *shrugs*

    Hanna gets captured by an American CIA agent. (Blanchett) who has this terrible southern dialect and clearly has OCD (I.E. obsessively cleaning her fancy shoes and brushing and flossing her teeth until it bleeds)

    While the movie was happening, i don’t quite know what the plot was. why things were happening the way they were. There was a lot of running by Ronan’s character, especially at the end where i just wanted her to stand in fight.  she did brutally kill a bunch of men in previous scenes why did she choose to run at the end of the movie?

    What was good about the movie was Ronan herself. She is an amazing actress and very believable while being Hanna.

    What sucked about this movie was the whole time i was wondering: what the fuck is going on? Some of the scenes made no sense. The movie jumped around and at the end just falls flat.

    Rating: B-

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